TRACKING FOXY MOMMAS FROM COAST TO COAST!


Mission Summary: So the Dale Bogger and I were nursin' a wicked tasty hangover after a Boat Show in San Pedro. But we were itchin' for some Hollywood bitches! So we kicked it to Hollywood by the Chinese Movie place so I could pick up some beach shades and some hot bitches! The boulevard was bumpin'! But the MILFs was lackin', so we hightailed it on over to a park this Mexican valet told me about and BINGO! I spots me a MILF!!!! MILF ACTION!!! So you know me and you know it's on.This honey was packin'! You name it. Perfect Tits! Ass! Legs! Face even! The total package! Now, I never like to put the pumps in the bump on an empty stomach so Ms. MILF recommended we head to dinner, so we got a couple of drinks in us it was straight back to her place and you know where it's goin' from THERE!! A gentleman never tells so I'll SHOW YOU all every last droppin' detail!




NASHVILLE
TWO MANY MILFS? TWICE AS MUCH, TWICE AS GOOD!T


DUBUQUE
SHE WASN'T BRAZILLIAN BUT "IT" WAS!!


OLYMPIA
THEY SAY YOU CAN'T STRIKE GOLD TWICE, BUT I DID! GOLD MILFS!

BOISE
HI, I'M GARY. NICE TO TRACK YOU, ER, I MEAN NICE TO MEET YOU.

JACKSONVILE
SOMETIMES THE SAUCE IS SWEETER THAN THE BATTER.


DALLAS
THERE'S PLENTY OF GARY FOR THE BOTH OF YOUS!





ATLANTIC CITY
THAT VEIL NEVER STOPPED THE TRACKER BEFORE I DIDN'T GO TO THE WEDDING BUT I WENT TO THE BEDDING!!

ALBANY
SHE WENT UPSTAIRS SO I COULD GO DOWNSTAIRS!!





FRESNO
WHO'S THAT? IT'S ME, YOUR LOVER, YOUR PASSION BROTHER, THE MILFTRACKER.



TEMPE
TUXEDO? MORE LIKE TRAXEDO!






SAN DIEGO
ME LOVED HER LONG TIME!





NEW YORK
LING TING TONG, SING THAT SONG: I CAME TO CHINATOWN. I CAME, I SAW, I TRACKED! VINI, VIDI, TRACKER!

LAS VEGAS
THIS ONE IS WAS FRISKY AS HELL!





VEGAS, BABY!!
MS. FRISKY CAME BACK WITH SECONDS FOR SECONDS!




UTRECHT, HOLLAND
TRACKER DOESN'T HATE, HE MATES!






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